Aren't you going to be old soon:) LESS THAN 48 hours till the kickoff of an undefeated Gators National Championship season and a very, very sad Buckeyes season. I CAN'T WAAAAAIT!!!! Go Gators!!!!!!:)

Wow, how did a mentally challenged mother (buckeyes fan) raise two BRILLIANT sons (Gators fans:)???? Did school start for them already? I know you are excited:) Did you celebrate Fay properly??? (ex. getting completely smashed and trying to fly a kite in the nude ... oh wait ... that was me) Such a disappointing storm. 9 DAYS AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! GO GATORRRRRRRRRRRRRRS!!!!!

Will you get those very UGLY colors out of your default pic. What's your mailing address so I can send you some orange and blue ... those colors are much, MUCH prettier. Weekend was full of delightful drunken adventures. Sorry I missed out on hooking. Couldn't find my razor to shave my legs. We'll get together and sell our bodies for sex soon. HAPPY TUESDAY!!!! GO GAAAAAAAAAAAAAATORS!!!!!!!!!!

Rebecca,
Thanks for the love and the friendship!

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!! I am so sorry. I haven't been on here for more than a minute in forever. I think it's because I couldn't stand the site of a Buckeyes jersey anymore. How have you been? When are you doing to start hookin? Cause I'll totally be on the corner with you trying to make that money!!! I just started doing Gators production. Are you freakin ready!!!! 24 days and counting!!!

You arent going to Ohio are you, my gut says no you seem pretty excited. I love being a Buckeye but there is nothing that exciting up there for me. My relatives from Ottawa are coming here this week so I will be doing tourist things with them. Have fun while your away.

don't do anything you won't do? Wow ... you didn't leave it to much. I didn't lose any body parts WHOOP WHOOP! How was your looooong weekend? And yes ... I drank many many many many many golden sodas.

haha I agree:) I love my momma. Bluff? Meeeeeeeee??? I piss myself when anything good happens to me and get one of those gay grins on my face. I can't hide ANYTHING!!! But you can try and teach me. Have fun in Clermont. Sounds like you will. I will be avoiding that area completely since it will be tainted with Ohio fans. If I don't comment back I blew off my hands with a firecracker. HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I forgot to say Go Buckeyes!!!!!!!!!

It is my 8yr anniversary so while everyone else is celebrating Independence Day we will be having a huge party to celebrate another year together. I can't wait for the fireworks to begin. What are your plans?

Sauced all weekend? I am prouder than a father whos daughter just got her period. Here is one of the million reasons why I am a mommas boy and desperately need testoterone pills ... I have no idea how to play texas hold em ... yeah....its bad. I am SO excited about the short week, too. Thursday is going to be a looooong day though, BUT FUN!!! You coming out to RHB? I usually "recover" on the 4th from rhb but will prob do the family thing and go to my grandmas. How about you and the little guys?

I love the pics of your sons!!! Cuter than a playboy magazine. Psh the buckeyes need more help than that. I am so ready too!!!! To watch, and also for the extra money from the Gators paycheck! I had lots of golden sodas last night. My bro was in town. And you and I were sauced together last Sunday. I went out on a friends boat. 6 hours of the sun, beer chugging, and no water on the boat at all. I won't be doing that again anytime soon:) Have a great weekend!

Hey Rebecca,
Thanks for the add on.
Have a Great day.

so ... I was getting together Gators highlights for the sec today and it made me think of you and all anti Gator fans. God they are going to kick ass this year. How have you and the golden sodas been?

Why do owners always have to be so annoying and cause so much stress. AND WHAAAAAAAAAAT CLERMONT????? BEER TILL 7AM???? WTF!!!! Why just Clermont??? Time to move:) That is very, VERY exciting. Are bars opened till then too? Psh ... I know you went to the website. You will jump on the bandwagon soon. I smell it. Hope you enjoyed your nap. And I am so SO getting taco bell after the gym tonight:)

How are your gay days? Are you having a good work week? I just wanted to say hi and want you check out this site ...http://www.gatorzone.com/ .... I reeeeally think you will LOVE it:)

Is it National Doughnut Day??? I need to go see dunkin' pronto. I'll make you very proud mom:) Maybe not as much your little man, but I'll try my best. Ah and gay days ... I know. I can't go to Disney for a week, but I am showing my support with my rainbow print boxers. If you are enjoying golden sodas tomorrow 7pm-10pm call me up on air and say hi. But only if you are drunk:) We will be celebrating gay days properly. Have a great weekend!!!!!

ONE MORE DAY TILL THE WEEKEND!!! Didn't stay out too late and no hangover? Well that's boring. I am kinda disappointed. I have nothing to laugh at now. No Taco Bell I bet, too. Tisk tisk. Regardless though, good girl? far faaaar from it:)
Congrats to your son!!! I still have my kindergarten grad tassel from 88. It hangs above my bed. My most impressive moment. Have fun being a proud mommy tonight.

Happy Thursday! How about that!

Johnny

Have you ever put hand warmers down your pants and they bust? The experience is... confusing. No bell today:) I haven't had it in two days. My stomach is getting confused with all this healthy crap I am putting in it. It's going good. Ready to go home and sleeeep. My ladies night was last night:) Have fun tonight!!!! Drink a golden soda for me.

swamp ass in the woods???? hmmmmmmm I can't decide if that is a good thing or more like a really bad rash ... which is never a good thing. They were the best 5th grade class ever!!! I've never djed a school function were everyone danced and nobody was left out. And the teachers and parents prevented any premarital banging. So don't worry ...no competition 4 you from Wolf Lake Elementary. I have done dances though were these little kids teach me new sex positions with their dance moves...pretty bad. I'd have to kill my little sister if she was like that ... not kidding:)The trick to dealing with hot clubs is to stuff yourself with ice packs, and put your underwear in the freezer for 2 hours before you go out...I've never tried it before but sounds like a good idea. You are welcome again in advance for superb advice from me. How's your Wed?

I am so proud:) The quote of the week is A Whore In Church. I am tired and sunburned. I see you got your pics taken by one of the professional drunk photographers:) I just got done djing a 5th grade dance. They were a lot of fun but wore me the heck out. I don't know how you moms do it. I got Taco Bell 3 times this weekend. I wish I was kidding. I seriously need help. You better be ready to go back to Antigua again this weekend. I am going. We will be sweaty whores together!!!

Sorry, no promises!

I had to google Billy Blanks ... I am not a man. It's done then. You and some of the Brew Crew is coming up to the studios one Sat evening in June and we're predrinking. We have to see if you can actually handle the golden sodas before we hit the streets:)I'll just have top drink a lot to put up with that Ohio crap. I'll be at the pool tomorrow, too, working on my sunburn and trying to maintain balance on my floatie shamu with two beers in my hand. Tomorrow night at 7 I'm on air, and Sunday the beach:) And somewhere in between I'll have taco bell once or four times. Have a great weekend. Talk to you Monday!!!

pssssh you are taking the trash talk because you know it is true. And yeah blah blah HI was undefeated last season. It's sad that their glory will come to an end soon. Aug 31st is marked on the calendar! I can't go to the games because I work them from the studios ...sad ... I know. I'd love to be apart of the brew crew!!! How do I sign up? Are there membership fees? I am determined to get you and your friends up to the studio one Saturday night to predrink with us on air. I swear if you wear Ohio buckeyes crap though I'll throw you out the 4th floor window ... in a friendly way of course:)

I would seriously do taco bell commercials for free:) But I can die happy now knowing I have passed on life inspiring advice. And I've been working my a$$ off. I'm SORRY!!!! GIVE ME A DIVE BAR OVER ANYTHING ELSE ANY DAY!!!! I am still determined to create a guys night though. It's only fair. Where do you go Wednesday's again? After I leave this comment I'll go look in your previous comments to find it ... but right now that sounds like entirely too much work because I'd have to start this comment over. And I am fully aware of the start to the season. The future National Champions (again) kickoff on August 30th against Hawaii .. I know you want to mark that on your calendar. It's very unlikely that your bucks will make it, but it would be cool to see them lose to the Gators again in the big game. They did such a good job playing like crap and showing the world what garbage they are before.

golden sodas haha:) Sounds like you drank more than I ... and that is quite the feat. HELLLOOOOOOOOOOO what is this magical place with a mens night called??? and if you send me to a gay bar I'll kill you. I want a straight bar, where guys get to drink for free, and girls have to pay and hit on the guys. I think that is only fair. Where did you go out of town? I am so proud of you for experiencing taco bell late at night ... it brings tears to my eyes ... like a father seeing his daughter walk for the first time.

Yep the weekend is here! Thanks for the love. You have fun this weekend also.

Johnny Magic

Thanks for the love! It is close to Friday. I have this cold that I just can't shake. It kinda suck but it's all good.

Johnny Magic