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Police in northern Kentucky arrested a woman who officers say traded sex for gasoline.
Police in Fort Wright set up a prostitution sting and said one of the suspects they arrested engaged in sex for a $100 gas card...
 
I don't see the big deal... it's not like this girls the only one getting screwed at the pump...
Some people give an arm and a leg for gas... this chick gives...ERRRR...  OTHER PARTS

Venus Williams beat Serena Williams to win Wimbledon over the weekend... But I'm not sure who won the Women's Title...
 
Over the weekend the Original Bozo the Clown passed away... So does that mean Dick Cheney is the President now???

POLICE marksmen shot dead a cow claiming it posed "a danger to the public".
They said the animal was acting in a "very aggressive manner" after it escaped onto a busy road.
A group of people tried to capture the cow, which was being taken to an agricultural show.

 "After several attempts by the owner to calm the animal down, it jumped into nearby gardens in Montrose Way.
"We were left with no option but to humanely destroy the animal. At all times the safety of the public was out priority."

They had to shoot the cow... The public's safety was at STEAK

The cow freaked out because she was MOOOOOO-DY

I'm sure once PETA finds out about this they'll have a COW

There are a ton of themed restaurants in the U.S. and they seem to work pretty well... Planet Hollywood... Hard Rock Café... 

A terrorism-themed restaurant called Buns & Guns has opened in Beirut, Lebanon.  It's gotten rave reviews.  

In fact, most customers have been "blown away".... 

 Everyone says it's THE BOMB...

A group is asking airliners to allow people to smoke the weed in airport smoking lounges...

The upside to this... It'll take the edge off the pilots after their 4^th or 5^th shot of Vodka...

The downside... most airlines just stopped serving the in-flight doritos

Heather Mills... Paul McCartney's EX... and queen of the gold diggers has a new boyfriend.  We don't know much about him, except that he's probably not a "leg man"

Landing her was easy for him... he only had to work half as hard to sweep her off her feet...

A gas station cashier in western Michigan says she thought she'd be able to stop a fuel thief by jumping in his car. Nope, he just kept driving. 

Twenty-one-year-old Jessica Sudy says she had already seen the same motorist leave the Spring Lake gas station twice without paying.

So she hopped inside the car as the man drove off. She got out a block away...

The 4-foot-9 cashier says thefts cut into her monthly bonus... she almost foiled the crime... but she was stopped short... 

I know we try to stay away from politics on the show... but I did want to let you know that Barack Obama has opened a 15-point lead over John McCain.  He's done it all by draining three-pointers.

A man found asleep in a motorised wheelchair on a road in northern Australia has been charged with drink driving.

Officers in a patrol car noticed the man slumped in the stationary chair at about 10am on Friday on an exit lane near the city of Cairns.

Cars were swerving to get around him...

Police thought he had a medical condition but he was WHEELIE WASTED...

An aspiring model convicted of grabbing a trooper's marbles while being booked for driving while intoxicated is in jail without bail for violating probation a second time this year... During the administration of two breath tests, Taryn McCarthy told Trooper Nicholas Cyr she would punch him in the face, then threw a punch striking another trooper. Then she grabbed him his marbles...

 I've been mad at the cops before... but grabbing his marbles... That's NUTS

Lynne Spears is releasing her parenting book this Fall... Some people that got to preview the book say it's about how she raised 2 successful, happy daughters...

She wanted to call the book "If I Did It, Here's How it Happened"... But that title was already taken by OJ Simpson...

Fox News has put together a list of seven ways you can tell your partner is addicted to Internet pornography.  All seven ways...  "He's a guy".

A man who approached women in public places and sniffed their armpits has been sentenced to 14 years -- and 18 whacks with a cane.

The man who attacked women in elevators, staircases and in their homes was sentenced in Singapore yesterday... for smelling women's under arms...

Jail is bad anywhere... but in Singapore it's the PITTS!

Now he'll be spending time under the long arm of the law...

You can't go walking around sniffing girl's armpits... he should have known someone would make a stink...

Men in the northern Mexican town of Escobedo had a happy Father's Day, thanks to a mayor who was handing out free Viagra and condoms.

Mayor Margarita Martinez says the handouts are part of a campaign aimed at raising awareness about male health problems.

Martinez say a strong family "requires a healthy man, and a healthy sex life is part of general health."

Free Viagra... that's a gift that's going to be HARD to beat...

The mayor is trying to win popularity before the next election... but she's up against some STIFF competition...

Come out June 27th to enjoy the funny funny jokes...

Some doctors say an extract of red yeast rice, which gives Peking duck its color, may cut cancer deaths by two-thirds and heart disease by a third. It hasn't been proven yet... 

But if it's true that ducks cure cancer people will FLOCK to it for sure...

It's probably BS... Those doctors are all QUACKS

The price of gas is starting to effect all kinds of things... and now it's hitting people in the hoobies... "The Super-Bra" was a big deal for the last 2 years... but now women have less disposable income so they are spending less on things like bras...

Retailers are shocked at the "Super Bra's" LACK OF SUPPORT... They never thought sales would be SAGGING...

Florida agricultural leaders said that the federal government has cleared the state's tomatoes of being the cause of a national food poisoning scare.

Because of the  salmonella outbreak linked to raw tomatoes, tons fast-food chains and grocery stores have stopped selling them altogether...

Other vegetable farmers are RELISHING the chance to take over as the most popular vegetable...

Tomato farmers are worried about losing ground... but I'm sure when this passes they'll KETCHUP

Ed McMahon is facing foreclosure on his multimillion-dollar Beverly Hills home.  Since he needs a place to crash now, McMahon is starting a brand new series, "Apartment Search".

This is good news... According to a new study, American teens are having less sex, doing fewer drugs and smoking fewer cigarettes than those who grew up in the 1990s. 

I think the results are a little off though... The drop is mostly because Lindsay Lohan's no longer a teen.

A woman has lost her hearing after her daughter gave her a kiss on the ear... Doctors can't figure it out... It's a weird story... the mother came home... the daughter kissed her on the ear... and now she can't hear...

I guess that little girl has The Kiss of Deaf...

A 40-year-old man has been found dead with a dead cobra in his hands and a condom on his junk.

The case in Bangkok has baffled Thai police. Mainly because it is so baffling.

A police examination revealed he had several snake bites on his right leg and his cheeks.

The police believe he was either putting on or removing his pants when the snake struck.

The guy was completely SSSS-NAKED... well not completely... He was wearing MOCCASINS...

And a PYTHONG...

I do this 3 days a week... and sometimes some of the jokes border on offensive... And some I leave out to avoid the headache... But today I left one in... and it offended a few people... and it's below... Just letting you know :)

On Monday, a 71-year-old grandfather  was getting $100 out of the ATM at his local bank....  Suddenly a young woman knocked him down and stole his money, before the machine had even returned his card.

The thief, 22-year-old Erin Vanmatre, also from Kingston, took off running with the cash...

It turns out the grandfather is a Korean War veteran... so he took off after her... and his friend Kevin who saw the whole thing took off after her too...

But Kevin is in a wheel chair... and after a few minutes he rolled up on her and put her in a headlock until the cops could get there...

When asked about the whole thing... Kevin said "I'm going to let someone steal from my boy just because I'm in a Wheelchair??? GET WHELL... I MEAN WHEELIE... THIS IS HOW I ROLL"

***THIS MAY OFFEND YOU***

***REALLY... DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU***

The huge fire at Universal Studios in California did a ton of damage... The King Kong ride was damaged... A vault full of masters of all of the Universal movies were destroyed... and this really got to me because I'm a huge fan... The "Back to the Future" set was damaged pretty bad...

But I wasn't the only one upset... I heard Michael J. Fox was visibly shaken.

On Monday, a  man called the fire department at 3:00 A.M. begging for help.  When they showed up, they found the guy holding his junk.

The man said he was afraid of losing his junk... so the firemen made him drop his pants so they could see what was wrong.  That's when the firemen saw 16 stainless steel washers wedged on the guy's manhood.

The guy wouldn't say how metal washers wound up on his junk... but the problem was that the washers were now STUCK...

He should have thought long and hard about this one... By the time the firefighter got there this guy was really screwed... He had to be nuts...

4 people ended up shot at an outdoor wedding in Arkansas... It all started when one of the guests dog got into a fight with the groom's dog... it escalated from there and 4 people including the bride and groom ended up in the hospital...

That's what happens when you invite Michael Vick and Pacman Jones to your wedding...

50 CENT is doing a show with MTV that's being described as a hip-hop version of "The Apprentice".  Sixteen contestants will live together and compete in challenges that, quote, "relate to street savvy and business smarts".

One difference between this show and "The Apprentice" is that when 50 wants a contestant gone, he doesn't "fire" them... he fires AT them...

A tourist in Australia ran into a problem taking a leak on the side of the road, when an extremely venomous snake bit him on... you know... his snake... while he was attending to his business.

He was crouching down beside the road, a brown snake - the venom of which is deadly - spotted an opportunity, slid between the man's legs and bit him right on the unit...

Luckily the snake didn't release venom... because when the paramedic thought he would have to suck the poison out he had a HISSSSS-EEE FIT

The guy was a little RATTLED by the whole thing but I think it's HISSSSS-terical