Ed McMahon is facing foreclosure on his multimillion-dollar Beverly Hills home. Since he needs a place to crash now, McMahon is starting a brand new series, "Apartment Search".
This is good news... According to a new study, American teens are having less sex, doing fewer drugs and smoking fewer cigarettes than those who grew up in the 1990s.
I think the results are a little off though... The drop is mostly because Lindsay Lohan's no longer a teen.
A woman has lost her hearing after her daughter gave her a kiss on the ear... Doctors can't figure it out... It's a weird story... the mother came home... the daughter kissed her on the ear... and now she can't hear...
I guess that little girl has The Kiss of Deaf...
A 40-year-old man has been found dead with a dead cobra in his hands and a condom on his junk.
The case in Bangkok has baffled Thai police. Mainly because it is so baffling.
A police examination revealed he had several snake bites on his right leg and his cheeks.
The police believe he was either putting on or removing his pants when the snake struck.
The guy was completely SSSS-NAKED... well not completely... He was wearing MOCCASINS...
And a PYTHONG...
