A gas station cashier in western Michigan says she thought she'd be able to stop a fuel thief by jumping in his car. Nope, he just kept driving. 

Twenty-one-year-old Jessica Sudy says she had already seen the same motorist leave the Spring Lake gas station twice without paying.

So she hopped inside the car as the man drove off. She got out a block away...

The 4-foot-9 cashier says thefts cut into her monthly bonus... she almost foiled the crime... but she was stopped short... 

I know we try to stay away from politics on the show... but I did want to let you know that Barack Obama has opened a 15-point lead over John McCain.  He's done it all by draining three-pointers.

A man found asleep in a motorised wheelchair on a road in northern Australia has been charged with drink driving.

Officers in a patrol car noticed the man slumped in the stationary chair at about 10am on Friday on an exit lane near the city of Cairns.

Cars were swerving to get around him...

Police thought he had a medical condition but he was WHEELIE WASTED...

An aspiring model convicted of grabbing a trooper's marbles while being booked for driving while intoxicated is in jail without bail for violating probation a second time this year... During the administration of two breath tests, Taryn McCarthy told Trooper Nicholas Cyr she would punch him in the face, then threw a punch striking another trooper. Then she grabbed him his marbles...

 I've been mad at the cops before... but grabbing his marbles... That's NUTS