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    Not Quite The News | August 4th

    Monday, August 4, 2008, 09:59 AM EST [General]

     

    School bullies have become a big problem these days... A rodeo clown named Marvin Nash has devised a program for kids on schoolyard bullying.  

    Because bullying can lead to serious, long-term issues for a child... You know, like becoming a rodeo clown.

      

    A new study found that 80% of Vietnamese factories violate pollution rules... and most are repeat offenders...  I'm not sure why that surprises people...  Six-year-olds NEVER listen!   

     

    A Cincinnati landlord who is fed up with crime in his area posted a sign outside his building that reads, "Drugs & Sex For Sale 24/7".  Isn't there already a sign for that?  It reads, "Orange Blossom Trail". 

     

    A couple went on vacation but forgot their three-year-old daughter at the airport.

    The couple and their five children were late for their flight to Paris Sunday and made a mad dash to the gate.

    In the confusion, their daughter got lost...

    The little girl went home... played with all of her brother's and sister's toys... ate ice cream for dinner... jumped on the bed... and foiled a robbery by setting up an intricate series of booby-traps helping to capture The Wet Bandits...

    Next year the little girl plans on getting Lost In New York...

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    Not Quite The News | August 1st

    Friday, August 1, 2008, 08:40 AM EST [General]

    The Bushes are hunting for a house in Dallas.  And since it worked so well in the Middle East... when they find the one they want, they're just going to move in without asking.


    Exxon Mobil reported second-quarter earnings of $11.68 billion yesterday, which is an all-new record...

    Exxon made that profit by selling just one tank of gas.


    Drunk driver caught after being spotted driving with the cast on her broken leg sticking out the driver's window.

    She wasn't just drunk, she was plastered


    A cheerleading squad in Katy, Texas, is facing disciplinary action after one girl soiled her panties and put them on another girl's head during a hazing ritual...

    In other news... R. Kelly just applied to a cheerleading squad in Katy Texas.


    84% of couples think of sex as a chore.  As opposed to my wife, who thinks of it as a JOB.

    Seriously... I have to pay her... Which wouldn't be so bad if she didn't demand double time on holidays... plus she doesn't work weekends... and I think she's out-sourcing...

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    Brian & ShawnJaya Just Being Miley

    Wednesday, July 30, 2008, 10:49 AM EST [General]

    We have jumped into the Miley - Selena - Demi cat fight with our own video response...

    Yo... Yo Yo...

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    Not Quite The News | July 28th

    Monday, July 28, 2008, 10:00 AM EST [General]

     

    ABC News has released a list of banks that may collapse... Tyra is on the list but only because that billboard of a forehead... 

    There's a new book out about a married couple who had sex every day for 101 straight days.  You'll find it in the FICTION section.  

    More books coming out... --"American Idol" judge Randy Jackson is releasing a diet book.  You'll find it alongside Paula Abdul's book on sobriety and Britney's mom's book on parenting... 

    A British farmer put a scarecrow modeled after Amy Winehouse in his field.  He says it's doing an awesome job of keeping the birds away, but the heroin dealers it attracts are becoming a bit of a problem. 

    A Deaf  Woman in Nebraska is suing McDonald's for refusing to serve her in the drive-thru.  A ruling is expected any day now... but so far, she's HEARD nothing. 

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    Friday Nights At 1112 Lounge!!!

    Friday, July 11, 2008, 05:52 AM EST [General]

    Come hang out with me tonight at 1112 Lounge...

    Why go anywhere else... Check this out!!!

    VIP FRIDAY'S Where Everyone is treated like VIP and it's the only place to be!!!

    Ladies Pay $10 at the door and pay no more!

    Gentlemen $20 gets you in for all you can drink.

    $50 Top Shelf Select Bottles with VIP Seating!! 

    Dance to the Sounds of Resident DJ JIMMY JOSLIN and

    Hang out with Brian from The Johnny & Jayde Morning Show on 106.7 each and every Friday!.

    Avoid Downtown Traffic and Costly Parking 

    Everyone Drinks for FREE 11pm-12am Every Night. 

    For more information check out http://www.1112lounge.com/

    STYLISH DRESS REQUIRED. 

    The 11/12 Lounge is located at 843 Lee RD, Orlando.

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