Like you, a lot of the XL staff has taken time off for the Labor Day Weekend .... meaning the heads of 106.7 got desperate and scheduled this guy to be on the radio waaaaaaay too much....
That's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! I am on tonight for Kovacs and Extreme XL 10pm-1am, tomorrow night I'll be pre-drinking with you 7pm-10pm, and Monday I am in for Stick On The Radio, 4pm-9pm. Join me with your phone calls for the heartache, the passion, nudity, and the drama when I am on the air.
Many people have heard of a Hurricane drink, but don't know how to make one. With the tropics heating up, I felt it to be my duty to make The Hurricane the drink of the weekend. One of my favorite recipes is below. Enjoy!
Because of the kickoff of the 2008 Summer Olympics this weekend ... something special on Extreme XL .......
Join us for our very intense on air competitions of beer pong, flip cup, beer chugging, burping, etc. Experience the drama Saturday night, 7-10pm, as we pre-drink with you before we hit up Antigua on Church Street. And because the Olympics are being held in China...a very special Drink Of The Weekend....
Why is it called the Chinese Drink? I have no clue...but never question anything with alcohol in it. Hope you can call in and drink with us at home this Saturday!
This guy is my hero. A man walked into a 7-Eleven in Las Vegas, stole a beer, and THEN stole a bus. The best part .... he did it all naked, which reminds me of one of my life mottos. If you are going to make an ass of yourself, show your ass doing it ... or something like that. [Click Here] for the video story.
....and for that, I will always admire him. Here is a CLEAN video of him I found on youtube.com, and some of my favorite quotes follow. R.I.P. George Carlin, May 12, 1937 - June 22, 2008. You will always be remembered by me and the FCC.
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.
I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think.
Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I'm sure it made the work seem that much more urgent.
Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
Well ... time to look for a new goal. I am sure the tears are flowing and you are wondering what reason do you have to live for now. To be honest, I just don't have that answer...sorry. Model Maxi Mounds claimed the title of World's Largest Breast in 2005. The type of surgery she had though to make her a 36MMM (scientifically known as 36 Mega Monsterous Mammaries) has been BANNED!!!!! The reason???.... it is unhealthy. Who would've thought!!!! Looks like Maxi will have the record forever now. I provided a pic below, but I am warning you ... do not google her ... unless you are looking to lose your lunch.
