Quote:"Don't try and think things out just annoy Johnny Magic more and more everyday and new creative ways"
Orientation:Straight
Children:Don't Know
Body Type:Body Builder / Weight Lifter
Height:5'10"
Religion:Primal Indigenous
Ethnicity:Asian
About Me:I think Jayde Jaya has a nice ring to it. I copy and pasted all this from another familiar space and my site. Welcome to the land of the pleaser, you can bring your seats to the full upright attention and start reading everything on this page in a left to right fashion. Im sure you've heard of me in some story late at night where you thought my existence was unbelievable.Im a graduate of University of Central Florida, where I studied communications which I use everyday being Shawnjaya and I also studied hospitality which I sometimes think aboot when a server brings me the wrong food or if there is a poo floatin in the pool. I also wrestled for the 2x National Champion UCF Wrestling Team. Im a certified Personal Trainer along with cpr/aed. So if you ever need cpr or need a good workout routine let me know, both of course for a nominal fee. I kinda run around with little to no clothes. I graduated high school in Germany. Im probably the cleanest person you will ever meet, because Im a military kid or thats my cover up for having ocd . Im very crazy and I might have some learning disabilitlies but hey I graduated from college. I plan to take the entertainment industry by walkin in my boss' office naked spinning around in a circle and proclaiming Im a naked tornado. Im always inches from being arrested and I live life like that everyday. Whether its stealing yarn from your cat or eating all your food in your freezer while its frozen before you buy it.
Music:I only listen to XL 1067
Movies:Im a big fan of movies that mention the title of the movie during the MOVIE.
TV:My job requires me to keep up to date in everything which is my excuse for liking most things a hot popular 16 year old girl would like: One Tree Hill, Entourage, Hills, Rob & Big, Earl, Office just aboot everything on MTV and car shows. I also like to see females naked or in bathing suits.
Books:Everyone Poops.
Lord of the Flies.
Many top selling pop out books, picture books, and bookess that read to me.
Likes:My teeth, working out, cool beach breezes, most alcoholic beverages. Cute girls, fast cars and airplanes. Nice fitting underwear. Water, sushi, steak, partying during a holiday weekend, comfy beds, full fridges and freezers. Pranking and being above the law. UCF Wrestling and owning a fat championship ring!
Dislikes:Speeding tickets, being tired, hunger, New York. Traffic, cake, coffee. Ogres, okra, collard greens, nutra sweet and bills. Goods & Bads.
Hobbies:Working out. Going to the Beach. Playing pranks on Johnny Magic. Partying. Logging on to Tom's site you know the space one.
Vices:The 80s show was the best with Don Johnson, pastel colors, wearing shoes with no socks, hot chicks with big hair and cool 80s cars.. Didn't really care for the one with Colin Farrel and Jamie Foxx.
Virtues:I don't have any, I'm perfect!
Heroes:He-Man the man rode around on a freakin tiger how can you beat that! Plus he has lots of hair and muscles just like me.
Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.
Check out my Key West photos from the weekend. More photos to come. There's a little beach fun, drag show hilarity and karaoke madness. Go to my Key West gallery right now!
Check out Fergie Ferg in her hot leather pants from the Today Show. I think these pants were either painted on her or the animal was gutted around her. Dang there tight!
Check out all these sequels. Some of these dumb and some you are going to be very excited aboot.
Aliens vs Predator 3 Even though the second film was, really, spectacularly awful, it made so much cash across the planet that a third is being put into the production grinder. Worryingly, the Brothers Strause may be attached. That's the scariest thing about it.
Rambo 5 We **** you not. Lionsgate has taken an option on a further adventure for the most violent OAP on the entire planet. The earliest Den Of Geek can see it getting to the screen is late 2009/early 2010. Who would bet against, in AvP style, Rocky vs Rambo now?
Jack Ryan 5 Lots of people at Geek like the Jack Ryan films, and the news that a fifth one is in the works is no surprise. Expect a new Jack Ryan, though, with Ben Affleck not likely to get a call back in spite of the success of The Sum Of All Fears. Ryan Gosling is favourite, and Sam Raimi has signed to direct.
Alvin & The Chipmunks 2 If there's not a sequel to this, we're going to change the name of this site to Den Of Yoghurt.
Stigmata 2 Our memory of the first film is neither clear nor particularly kind, but MGM is thinking about a follow-up anyway. We imagine that it's DVD fodder, and it's due in 2009. Expect nobody that you've heard of to be in it.
Cliffhanger 2: The Dam With Rocky and Rambo revivals bringing home the bucks, the once-mooted Cliffhanger sequel has popped back onto the radar. No news if Renny Harlin would be interested in going back to the series, but here at Den Of Geek we reckon it's a fair bet that Sly's up for it. Will he ever consider a Demolition Man sequel, though?
It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad World: The Sequel Stanley Kramer apparently approved the idea to this before he died, although no cast or crew have been announced. Don't expect it soon.
The Ring 3 Okay, that sound? It's the dead horse, coming back to life, begging not to be flogged anymore. Hideo Nakata is attached to direct the third American film in the series, albeit with nobody you've heard of in the cast this time. Expect it next year.
Open Season 2 A straight to video sequel for Sony's piss-poor attempt to crash the computer animation genre. Let's hope for a far better stab at it this time.
Final Destination 4 David R Ellis, he who directed the second film in the series (our guiltiest pleasure of the three) and Snakes On A Plane (our guiltiest pleasure ever, potentially) has returned to FD4, which Sarah wrote about in an excited state here.
Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants 2 A film we can think of no possible reason in the world to watch. Its hopes of securing a UK male audience were scuppered when everyone worked out that pants means a different thing in America than it does in Blighty. Anyroad, it's out in August, if anyone wants to see it. We suspect we're not in the "target demographic", though. Pity.
Batman: Gotham Knight Not a live action picture, but a DVD feature length anime adventure for the Dark Knight, with Kevin Conroy voiced the Bat. It's enough to make us dig out Batman: Mask Of The Phantasm again. What a film that is... The DVD of Gotham Knight will be out soon.
Superman: Man of Steel It is happening, even though HMV has now cut the price of the 2-disc Superman Returns DVD to £3 at the time of writing. Bryan Singer is still expected to return behind the camera, and Brandon Routh is odds on to return as well.
Fast and the Furious 4 More fast cars coming up, as Justin Lin - who helmed the third instalment in the franchise, Tokyo Drift - is back behind the camera. Vin Diesel and Paul Walker are back too, and the film heads to cinemas on 5 June 2009. Blimey.
Underworld 3 Truthfully, were either of the two previous Underworld films actually any good? They have their fans, but enough to warrant a trilogy? Hmmm. Anyway, Kate Beckinsale has jumped ship for part three - the Rise Of The Lycans - and hubby Len Wiseman isn't directing either. Instead, the current filming film - with Rhona Mitra and Bill Nighy - is being directed by Patrick Tatopoulos, who was production and creature designer on the franchise before.
The Scorpion King: Rise of the Akkadian We could have sworn this was a videogame, but apparently there's a film on the way too - unsurprisingly, given that The Mummy 3 is on the way as well. This one's likely to go straight to DVD, though, not least because Russell Mulcahy (last seen working on Resident Evil: Extinction) is behind the camera. Nobody you've ever heard of is in the cast, and the film has wrapped shooting
Point Break 2 The popular Patrick Swayze/Keanu Reeves surfing action movie is set for a sequel, albeit with a new cast and no sign of original director Kathryn Bigelow. Set 20 years after the original, this time it's W Peter Illiff who is writing and directing (he had a writing credit on the original). Expect it next year.
Inside Man 2 Spike Lee's crime thriller original was a good, strongly made but hardly memorable night out at the movies. It did well at the box office, though, and so a script is being written for a potential sequel in 2010.
Baby Geniuses 3 We're not quite sure why. Apparently, the idea this time is that kids swap roles with their parents. If that means they go and get a job, have to face the realities of the world and stop watching crap on the telly, than all the better. No idea when it's out, and truthfully, nobody cares.
Little Fockers It's due in 2009. It'd better be funnier than the last one.
Step Up 3-D The second film is doing well in the States. That means a button has been pressed to order a third. That is all.
Street Fighter: The Legend Of Chun-Li No Kylie or Jean-Claude this time round, with the big names in the cast being American Pie's Chris Klein and The Green Mile's Michael Clarke Duncan. It's due out next year, and behind the camera is Doom director Andrzej Bartkowiak.
Spawn 2 A sequel to one of the worst comic-book tie-in movies of all time is in the planning stages. Current status of the project is pre-script, so don't hold your breath. Todd McFarlane is set to write the screenplay, though.
Boogeyman 3 Must have missed the fact that they did Boogeyman 2 to be honest. More straight to video goodness (or, more likely badness), is already in post-production.
Jumper 2 Quite an international hit Jumper proved to be. Very early exploratory work has started on a follow-up, and currently Doug Liman's name is linked with the project. Don't expect to hear much else on it for a while, though.
Into The Blue 2 Didn't get enough of Paul Walker and Jessica Alba last time round? Well the chances of attracting them back aren't great, but that hasn't stopped MGM from commissioning a sequel to its glossy rip-off of The Deep. Robocop Will it be a sequel, a reboot or a ‘reimagining'? All we know is that it's on MGM's production slate right now, even if further details aren't yet forthcoming.
THE WOLF MAN Joe Johnston (Jumanji, Jurassic Park 3) gathers Anthony Hopkins, Benicio Del Toro, Hugo Weaving and Emily Blunt to revisit a cinematic monster of old. As long as it avoids the Van Helsing problems, it might be half decent, too.
X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE We've got high hopes for this one. The choice of Gavin (Tsotsi) Hood to direct seems inspired, and it'll be great to have an X-men film without them somehow trying to shoehorn Halle Berry in. This is the Hugh Jackman-focussed tale that we've been looking forward to since the first X-men film hit big, and it could be one of 2009's biggest. The Magneto movie will then follow.
STAR TREK XI Or whatever the title turns out to be. Perhaps the most eagerly awaited reboot on the planet, JJ Abrams' new Star Trek has been shunted back to next summer, which can only heighten the anticipation surrounding it. It's been a long time since a really, really good Trek film (First Contact, probably), and this is one of Geek's 2009 big hopes.
THE HANNAH MONTANA MOVIE We never want to see this ever in our lives. Or our next life. Or the one after that. Next year's equivalent of the Sex & The City movie for any self-respecting geek.
NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM 2 Hmmm, we weren't really that impressed with the first one, but it sure did help pay Ben Stiller's mortgage for him. He's back for the sequel, which moves from the original's winter release slot to prime blockbuster time. It will make lots of money, too.
TERMINATOR SALVATION The risk. A Terminator film with no Arnie. A Terminator film where they've allowed McG to play with the cameras, seemingly without watching, well, his earlier films. On the plus side, Christian Bale is good casting, but playing for a PG-13 rating in the States is very bad news indeed. Sigh. What next? Die Hard Disney?
THE A-TEAM John Singleton is behind the camera for the big screen version of the 80s' most iconic television show. Rumours persist that Bruce Willis may sign on to play Hannibal, and Ice Cube to be BA. But, er, as it's out in a year, they may want to get a crack on...
THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS 4 Featuring cars that go really, really FAST! Even FASTER than before! Paul Walker and Vin Diesel both return to the franchise that helped make them both, both once more in search of a career.
TRANSFORMERS 2 Our early bet for the biggest hit of the year, even if Transformers 1 was still a bit messy. That said, letting Michael Bay play with his computer graphics sure does guarantee bangs for your buck, and the fighting starts again on June 26th 2009.
NOWHERELAND 2009's crap Eddie Murphy comedy.
ICE AGE III Fox can't make enough of these now, seeing as Ice Age is the first non-Disney or Dreamworks animated franchise that consistently delivers the cash. Oblivious to the fact that the second one wasn't much cop, this will no doubt make enough money to warrant Ice Age 4. And 5. And 6. Etc.
YEAR ONE A new Harold Ramis comedy, starring one of the men-of-the-moment Michael Cera, with man looking for a hit Jack Black. Judd Apatow produces.
LAND OF THE LOST From the director of Casper, a family-esque movie with Will Ferrell. It's a mix of comedy, sci-fi and adventure, apparently, and could prove to be a bit of a sleeper.
UP 3D This is the 2009 Pixar release. That's pretty much all you need to know.
PRINCE OF PERSIA Mike Newell is helming the big screen version of the videogame of the same name. It's got potential, too, and if done properly could be an Indiana Jones-lite of sorts, and certainly better than the ropey Tomb Raider films.
THE TAKING OF PELHAM 123 A great film! Being remade by Tony Scott! Hurray! What could go wrong?
G I JOE We're guessing this is the reason why Stephen Sommers didn't helm the third Mummy film, as instead he's brought together The Rock, Sienna Miller, Dennis Quaid, Christopher Eccleston and possibly even Brendan Fraser for his G.I. Joe movie. Time will tell if that's a good choice.
And further into the winter, we have...
NOTTINGHAM Ridley Scott this time, and his take on the whole Robin Hood thing. Worth keeping an eye out for, certainly.
AVATAR Outside of Star Trek, this is the one to chalk on your calendar now. James Cameron hasn't directed a major film since Titanic over a decade ago, and the signs are that Avatar could mark another technological shift with regards what we get from a big screen experience. Whether it's good or bad, it's guaranteed to be fascinating.
I wouldn't mind hanging out with Britney in Costa Rica. I think she looks alright, plus you're in Costa Rica. Nice paradise with awesome waves and hot pop singer. So you will hear no weighty complaints from this guy. Here's some pictures
Plus instead of complaining and making fun of her, I have experience in getting people the body they want. So helping Britney get in shape would be hot and fun. Oh ya so on to the pictures.
Britney Spears braves the water on Barrigona beach in Costa Rica with her bodyboard
The singer put in a spirited performance...
Still smiling, Britney is clearly enjoying her much-needed break
Britney is staying with actor Mel Gibson and his wife Robyn at his £13million ranch
Just gotta say Im a big fan. I would love to see this hit screens. Just not sure if going the live action route is a good idea.
'Beavis And Butthead' To Make A Big Screen Return
MTV animation Beavis And Butthead is set to be the latest TV series to make it to the big screen. The show was broadcast on the network in the 1990s, and creator Mike Judge concedes he's now ready for a live-action revival.
He says, "For some reason, I used to hate the idea for years. Now, I think maybe there's something there." Judge adds at one point in the 1990s Johnny Depp wanted to play Beavis.
However, Sean William Scott and Jon Heder are rumored to be lined up to star as the MTV-loving pals in the new creation.
Proving everything she touches turns to gold, Oprah Winfrey's dead dogs have been turned into a masterpiece. A life-size monument by controversial sculptor Daniel Edwards depicts conjoined-at-the-hip 'puppy versions' of Oprah's late ****er Spaniel Sophie and Golden Retriever Gracie atop of the unwed 54-year-old's head. So wrong.
"Memories of Sophie and Gracie: A Puppies' Memorial" -- which opens May 22 at the Leo Kesting Gallery -- hopes to highlight "the overlooked threat of accidental pet fatality by common household products." Sophie died earlier this year of kidney failure, while Gracie passed in 2007 from choking on a ball.
This is the latest A-list mock of art created by Edwards -- the same artist responsible for The Paris Hilton Autopsy and the sculpture of a nude Britney Spears giving birth on a rug.
Nineties show Beverly Hills 90210 returns with a spin-off series..but where are the original cast now?
Before the cult teen show, The O.C, there was another show about the rich wild kids of Beverly Hills - and now 90s show Beverly Hills 90210 is set for a return with a brand new cast, and a new set of problems.
It was the show that launched a thousand sideburns. After its debut in 1990, the glamorous soap about the rich teens at fictional West Beverly High School set fashion trends and turned Jason Priestley, Shannen Doherty and Luke Perry into instant stars.
And now, new pictures show the young cast of the spin-off series, but there will be at least one familiar face - and some of the new West Beverly students will be relatives of the former Peach Pit crowd.
New school: The new cast of Beverly Hills 90210, from left Wire star Tristan Wilds, Shenae Grimes, Dustin Milligan, Jessica Stroup, Ryan Eggold, Anna-Lynne McCord, Michael Steger and others
Troubled teens: How the cast will look in the glossy new series
The wild kids of television's West Beverly High will have a guidance counsellor familiar with the posh ZIP code's dating, drugs and drama.
Blonde Jennie Garth will have a recurring role as Kelly Taylor and join the cast of a planned "Beverly Hills, 90210" spinoff on CW.
She will play a guidance counsellor at the fictional school, in the Los Angeles district which made her famous.
And actress Tori Spelling - whose father Aaron produced the original - has already said she'd love to be in the remake.
Old school: The original cast of show Beverly Hills 90210
Reunion: The former cast when they reunited at an event in 2006, although not everyone made it
The actress first found fame playing Donna Carter in the hit high school drama, which ran from 1990 to 2000.
She told People.com, "Jennie is already on board for the series and we have been in touch about it. I would love to see our characters together again and get the chance to work with my friend again."
Spelling also claims it was her late father's wish to see the hit 1990s show make a comeback. She added: "It was always my dad's dream and intention to make a new 90210 before he passed, so I know he is proud and he would be even more proud if I were a part of it."
Jason Priestley recently expressed an interest in returning as Brandon Walsh, while a US website has launched a campaign to persuade Shannen Doherty to reprise her role as his twin Brenda.
School mistress and master: Jennie Garth, seen here with Luke Perry, will return as Kelly Taylor as a guidance counsellor at school West Beverly High
Like the original "90210," the spinoff revolves around a family with two teen kids the same age - a boy and a girl - who recently moved from the Midwest to Beverly Hills.
But this time, the dad, Harry Mills, is a former Beverly Hills High student who moved after graduation and settled in East St. Louis.
He is forced to come back when his 1970s movie star mother's alcohol problem gets out of control. Joining him are his wife, Celia, a former Olympic medalist; biological daughter Annie; and adopted son Dixon.
High school graduates: Tori Spelling is said to be in negotiations, and one US website has launched a campaign to bring back former wild child Shannen Doherty
WHERE ARE THEY NOW:
1. LUKE PERRY (DYLAN McKAY)- Perry has done considerable voice-over work for various animated series, often playing himself. He played himself (and Krusty the Clown's half brother) in an episode of The Simpsons (1993). He also voiced himself in an episode of Johnny Bravo, giving Johnny dating advice after Johnny saved him from a stampede of fan girls. Perry voiced himself once again in an episode of Family Guy, where he was labelled as gay by Peter and sues the family. He has also guest-starred sitcoms Spin City (1997) and Will and Grace (2005). Perry was reunited with former 90210 co-star Jennie Garth when he guest starred in What I Like About You.
2. JENNIE GARTH (KELLY TAYLOR) - Garth starred in the sitcom What I Like About You as Amanda Bynes' sister Valerie Tyler. She starred on the show for all four seasons. Garth also appeared on Dancing with the Stars, coming in fourth.
3. JASON PRIESTLEY (BRANDON WALSH) - Priestley joined the cast of Tru Calling as Jack Harper from 2004-2005. He was also a regular on the 2006 program Love Monkey. His television work also includes the 1989 series Sister Kate, the WB show What I Like About You, and a February 2006 appearance on Without a Trace. Priestley has also made several films. In 2007 he returned to television in comedy-drama Side Order of Life.
4. GABRIELLE CARTERIS (ANDREA ZUCKERMAN) - Gabrielle left the series in 1995 and became host of her own tabloid talk show, which lasted only one season. In 2003, she participated in the first season of the celebrity reality television show The Surreal Life. Her most recent project was providing the voice of Elektra in Marvel: Ultimate Alliance.
5. IAN ZIERING (STEVE SANDERS) - Ian has continued acting appearing in television series JAG, What I Like About You, and soaps The Doctors and Guiding Light as Cameron Stewart. In 2006, Ian produced, directed and starred in the short film, Man vs. Monday, which won the Audience Choice Award at the 2006 Ft. Lauderdale Film Festival. He won the Best Actor Award at the 2006 Monaco Film Festival for his portrayal of "Francis" in the independent film, Stripped Down. And last year appeared on American version of Dancing with the Stars.
6. TORI SPELLING (DONNA MARTIN) - Since 90210 went off the air, Spelling has worked primarily on independent films and has appeared in small roles in big budget films, including Scream 2 and Scary Movie 2, and TV show Smallville. More recently, Spelling has been the star of two reality-based shows. In 2006, she starred in the VH1 celebreality sitcom So NoTORIous, which parodied her public image. Last year, she and her second husband, the actor Dean McDermott, starred in a new reality show, Tori & Dean: Inn Love, based on their B&B business.
7. BRIAN GREEN (DAVID SILVER) - Green, who is engaged to Transformers star Megan Fox. He has appeared briefly in drama series Resurrection Blvd., and appeared on 2005 ABC sitcom Freddie, starring Freddie Prinze Jr. He has a recurring role on Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles which will soon begin shooting a second season.
8. SHANNEN DOHERTY (BRENDA WALSH) - The most famous of the 90210 alums, even though she only stayed four years. Doherty moved onto hit series Charmed, but asked to be let out of her contract, due to a feud with co-star Alyssa Milano. Shannen also made headlines with her brief marriages to Ashley Hamilton and Rick Salomon (Paris Hilton's co-star in that infamous sex tape who has since gone on to marry - and split from - Pamela Anderson). After a successful turn in the bewitching series Charmed, Shannen, 37, most recently counseled real life couples in the US reality show Breaking Up with Shannen Doherty.. Doherty starred in her own show, Breaking Up With Shannen Doherty. She also starred in the US version popular British sitcom Bo! in the USA.
Amazing what a little make up can achieve on a face. Just amazing, here's the pictures:
Sex and the Reality: How the airbrush helped the camera lie about ageing SJP, Kim, Kristin and Cynthia
In the pre-release pictures to the much anticipated Sex And The City movie, it looks like Sarah Jessica Parker and co haven't aged a day since they last dazzled us with their antics.
However at the film's world premiere in London last night, it was clear of the power of the airbrush in ridding the actresses of any signs of ageing.
While Parker, Kim Cattrall, Cynthia Nixon and Kristin Davis brought their Manhattan glamour to the capital, there was no denying that the stars are not as wrinkle-free as in their publicity stills.
The power of the airbrush: Sarah Jessica Parker, 43, looks line-free and glowing in her publicity still for the Sex And The City film (right)
Kim Cattrall, 51, appears ten years younger in the film's pre-release picture (right)
Admittedly it has been 10 years since the quartet first graced our TV screens.
Nixon is 42, Parker and Davis both 43, and Cattrall is the oldest of the quartet at 51.
The £30 million movie follows on four years after the cult television show - which began in 1998 and ended production in February 2004.
Kristin Davis, 43, shows a few fine lines in real life
Cynthia Nixon, 42, is the youngest of the quartet
But although their faces may have matured the girls showed they are as fashion forward as ever.
Parker wore a Philip Treacy fascinator hat covered in flowers and butterflies, with a green Alexander McQueen strapless gown and black shoes from the same designer.
Cattrall adopted character Samantha's sexy look in a red Vivienne Westwood dress, while Davis also shone in red - choosing a vintage gown.
And Nixon shed her character Miranda's uptight lawyer look for a plunging midnight blue Calvin Klein dress.
All four wowed the massed fans, with Parker's arrival on the red carpet prompting near hysteria in Leicester Square.
Kristin, Cynthia, Kim and Sarah Jessica dazzled the London crowds at the world premiere of the Sex And The City movie
Hello! Thanks for being so sweet this morning to Summer when she came by to the studio! She thinks it is totally cool to work for the Radio! We wish you much success!
Hey Shawn.. first, I want to say congratulations on your broadcast!!
Second, I was listening this morning to how they were all buggering you about race. It's ridiculous! I am also multicultural/multiracial/other... whatever people want to call it. The advantage of this, is that, like you said, you can sometimes choose what you would like to claim... But other times, like this morning, it is ludicrous to ask someone to chose or define themselves by one thing or the other. For me, my family has been "mixing" for generations, so it's so hard to claim just one thing. I was so upset at how they treated you!!! Multiracial minorities (or those who just choose not to disclose race) need to be given more space!
Well, the hair is now out of my eyes, Shawny, but you have to think about this next statement for me...
What right does a man who is nicknamed "Shawnjaya" have to pick on a pretty girl's hair?
Is it because he's jealous? I mean, we all know that Sanjaya was famous for HIS hair...
you could be on to something.
wackyshelly06:05 AM EST