I wouldn't mind hanging out with Britney in Costa Rica. I think she looks alright, plus you're in Costa Rica. Nice paradise with awesome waves and hot pop singer. So you will hear no weighty complaints from this guy. Here's  some pictures

Plus instead of complaining and making fun of her, I have experience in getting people the body they want. So helping Britney get in shape would be hot and fun. Oh ya so on to the pictures.

Britney Spears braves the water on Barrigona beach in Costa Rica with her bodyboard

The singer put in a spirited performance...

Still smiling, Britney is clearly enjoying her much-needed break

Britney is staying with actor Mel Gibson and his wife Robyn at his £13million ranch