I'm the first?! Are you serious? Well, his name is Chris -- CRAZY CHRIS -- from Winter Haven... or whatever city he might think is hot right now is what he'll tell you.
Anyway, to make a long story short he makes you feel important except the only thing important to him is what # you are in his "little black book."
He's also been jailed recently for strangulation, sexual battery, and has at least 4 restraining orders (yes, all from girls) against him that I have been able to research.
Trust me... you can't miss him when you meet him. OH - and he'll tell you he works for GGW. Right! They get enough lawsuits on their own without hiring a perv like YOU!

Robert. Or Robbie. Lives in Orlando, but is originally from Ruskin.

Seemed like a nice, normal guy until a couple of months ago. He started talking all this craziness like about how he secretly wants to rule the world, but that he didn't want to step on the toes of our "creators" some aliens from another planet. I thought he was kidding but he kept bringing it up and has recently started blueprints for an underground shelter, because some aliens are supposed to destroy the majority of the world and he wants to be prepared.

And if that isn't reason enough not to date him, I once walked in on him trying to blow himself while singing "Push It" by Salt N Pepa.