Worst Song Lyrics Of All Time:
1. I'm serious as cancer, when I say rhythm is a dancer - Rhythm is a Dancer, Snap!
2. I don't want to see a ghost, it's a sight that I fear the most, I'd rather have a piece of toast, watch the evening news - Life, Des'ree
3. Is that yo ass, or yo mama half reindeer? - Shake Ya Tailfeather, Nelly, P Diddy and Murphy Lee
4. He was a boy, she was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious? - Sk8er Boi, Avril Lavigne
5. I love you like a fat kid love cake - 21 Questions, 50 Cent
6. Time is like a clock in my heart - Time (Clock Of The Heart), Culture club
7. You got a Prada bag with a lotta stuff in it - Gettin' Jiggy Wit It, Will Smith
8. Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains - Whenever, Wherever, Shakira
9. She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck - Thong Song, Sisqo
10. Only time will tell if we stand the test of time - Why Can't This Be Love, Van Halen
Is there one YOU can think of??? Submit it as a comment below
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Is This Ugly? A Bra for Your Bum??
According to BlackBook magazine:
"Traditionally considered an unattractive sign of sloppiness, plumber's
butt is no longer a blue-collar syndrome, but a naughty tease on par
with the greatest sideboob. Anal cleavage has gained popularity this
century with the rise of low-cut jeans (or should I say descent), the
emergence of the whale tale, and most recently, posterior-revealing
lingerie."
A new breed of panties that highlight and frame your asset for no point other than making you look tantalizing from behind. Unlike a real bra, they offer no support, but like some cheap bras, a few of them may squish you together in uncomfortable ways.
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FLOR- IDIOTS-the kinda stuff that only happens in Florida!
"Woman loses fingertip in Tampa meat market brawl" Ouchie! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline. [Image via St. Petersburg Times.] TAMPA — The first time Jacqueline Wimbush got into a fight and lost a fingertip, doctors managed to save it. Not this time. Wimbush, who has a history of brawling, lost the tip of her left
ring finger to another woman at a busy East Tampa meat market Monday,
Tampa police say. "Right now it's gone, and there's nothing I can do,"
she fumed Wednesday. The separation began Monday before noon when she entered the Aliana
Meat Market and took a number, awaiting a butcher's attention. It was No. 53. The market, sandwiched between the Hope gas station and an
African-themed bazaar, has an outside mural of a cornucopia filled with
pigs, hens and cattle. It empties onto the earth like Noah's ark in
reverse. The store sells oxtails, beef hearts, cow heads, salted pig
tails, hog jaw and burnt cow skin. Wimbush, No. 53, usually came to the market on Sundays but wanted
pork chops. She planned to cook them along with chicken wings, black
beans, yellow rice and Cuban bread for her children. She was on her cell phone when a woman she didn't know entered the store and took the next number, No. 54. Her name was Pamela Bumpers, police say. But soon, a person holding No. 51 gave up and left Bumpers the ticket. A butcher saw this and skipped to Wimbush's No. 53. That seemed to upset No. 54 — Bumpers. Bumpers bumped Wimbush, police say. Arms flailed. Punches landed. Wimbush says she reached toward Bumper's face — and felt a crunch. "When I looked at my hand," she said. "I saw she had bitten my finger off. And my finger was on the ground in front of me." It was detached just above a pink French tip fingernail that had been scheduled for a manicure that afternoon. People screamed, and the staff behind the meat deli separated the fighters. A friend picked up the fingertip and the staff put it in ice. An ambulance took Wimbush to St. Joseph's Hospital, where she said
she waited several hours with her fingertip in a red biohazard bag. It felt a little familiar. In 1996, she said she fought another
woman at her sister-in-law's house. The woman bit off the tip of
Wimbush's right middle finger. A plastic surgeon's skin graft saved it. But this time, a St. Joseph's hand specialist numbed her finger and amputated part of the bone. It was the finger Wimbush, 39, hoped a man would someday put a ring on for the first time. "Why my finger?" she asked Wednesday, her left hand wrapped in pink
bandages and her finger in a splint. "I don't know who's going to put a
ring on a nub." She works in day care, where her hands help children with puzzles
and art. Before that, she assembled Big Macs and Whoppers at Burger
King and McDonald's and punched keyboards and phone pads as a
telemarketer. She's been in some fights. She was arrested 30 times and served
prison time for charges including robbery and grand theft, state
records show. In all that time, she never bit off anyone's finger, she said. The worst she did was scratch a woman's face. "I guess there aren't any rules in fighting," she said, "and I'm a prime example." Bumpers, too, had prior arrests. She's 33. She pleaded guilty to aggravated battery in 2001, state records show. Now she faces a felony battery charge. Released from jail Monday, she did not respond to a request for an interview. In her booking photo, she looked at ease as she faced the camera. And showed her teeth as she smiled. ------
Drug bust goes bad at a Florida McDonald's because of a forgotten milkshake-CLICK HERE
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Man steals drill from Home Depot, then threatens customers in store before taking his act next door to a gas station. With totally useless, out of focus picture of something-CLICK HERE
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Look, in these hard times you may be forced to steal beer, but have some self respect-CLICK HERE
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