1. I'm serious as cancer, when I say rhythm is a dancer - Rhythm is a Dancer,
Snap!
2. I don't want to see a ghost, it's a sight that I fear the most, I'd rather
have a piece of toast, watch the evening news - Life, Des'ree
3. Is that yo ass, or yo mama half reindeer? - Shake Ya Tailfeather, Nelly, P
Diddy and Murphy Lee
4. He was a boy, she was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious? - Sk8er Boi,
Avril Lavigne
5. I love you like a fat kid love cake - 21 Questions, 50 Cent
6. Time is like a clock in my heart - Time (Clock Of The Heart), Culture club
7. You got a Prada bag with a lotta stuff in it - Gettin' Jiggy Wit It, Will
Smith
8. Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with
mountains - Whenever, Wherever, Shakira
9. She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck - Thong Song, Sisqo
10. Only time will tell if we stand the test of time - Why Can't This Be Love,
Van Halen
Is there one YOU can think of??? Submit it as a comment below
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Is This Ugly? A Bra for Your Bum??
According to BlackBook magazine: "Traditionally considered an unattractive sign of sloppiness, plumber's
butt is no longer a blue-collar syndrome, but a naughty tease on par
with the greatest sideboob. Anal cleavage has gained popularity this
century with the rise of low-cut jeans (or should I say descent), the
emergence of the whale tale, and most recently, posterior-revealing
lingerie."
A new breed of panties that
highlight and frame your asset for no point other than making you look
tantalizing from behind. Unlike a real bra, they offer no support, but
like some cheap bras, a few of them may squish you together in
uncomfortable ways.
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FLOR- IDIOTS-the kinda stuff that only happens in Florida!
"Woman loses fingertip in Tampa meat market brawl"
Ouchie! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.
TAMPA — The first time Jacqueline Wimbush got into a fight and lost a fingertip, doctors managed to save it.
Not this time.
Wimbush, who has a history of brawling, lost the tip of her left
ring finger to another woman at a busy East Tampa meat market Monday,
Tampa police say. "Right now it's gone, and there's nothing I can do,"
she fumed Wednesday.
The separation began Monday before noon when she entered the Aliana
Meat Market and took a number, awaiting a butcher's attention.
It was No. 53.
The market, sandwiched between the Hope gas station and an
African-themed bazaar, has an outside mural of a cornucopia filled with
pigs, hens and cattle. It empties onto the earth like Noah's ark in
reverse. The store sells oxtails, beef hearts, cow heads, salted pig
tails, hog jaw and burnt cow skin.
Wimbush, No. 53, usually came to the market on Sundays but wanted
pork chops. She planned to cook them along with chicken wings, black
beans, yellow rice and Cuban bread for her children.
She was on her cell phone when a woman she didn't know entered the store and took the next number, No. 54.
Her name was Pamela Bumpers, police say.
But soon, a person holding No. 51 gave up and left Bumpers the ticket.
A butcher saw this and skipped to Wimbush's No. 53.
That seemed to upset No. 54 — Bumpers.
Bumpers bumped Wimbush, police say.
Arms flailed. Punches landed. Wimbush says she reached toward Bumper's face — and felt a crunch.
"When I looked at my hand," she said. "I saw she had bitten my finger off. And my finger was on the ground in front of me."
It was detached just above a pink French tip fingernail that had been scheduled for a manicure that afternoon.
People screamed, and the staff behind the meat deli separated the fighters.
A friend picked up the fingertip and the staff put it in ice.
An ambulance took Wimbush to St. Joseph's Hospital, where she said
she waited several hours with her fingertip in a red biohazard bag.
It felt a little familiar. In 1996, she said she fought another
woman at her sister-in-law's house. The woman bit off the tip of
Wimbush's right middle finger. A plastic surgeon's skin graft saved it.
But this time, a St. Joseph's hand specialist numbed her finger and amputated part of the bone.
It was the finger Wimbush, 39, hoped a man would someday put a ring on for the first time.
"Why my finger?" she asked Wednesday, her left hand wrapped in pink
bandages and her finger in a splint. "I don't know who's going to put a
ring on a nub."
She works in day care, where her hands help children with puzzles
and art. Before that, she assembled Big Macs and Whoppers at Burger
King and McDonald's and punched keyboards and phone pads as a
telemarketer.
She's been in some fights. She was arrested 30 times and served
prison time for charges including robbery and grand theft, state
records show.
In all that time, she never bit off anyone's finger, she said. The worst she did was scratch a woman's face.
"I guess there aren't any rules in fighting," she said, "and I'm a prime example."
Bumpers, too, had prior arrests. She's 33. She pleaded guilty to aggravated battery in 2001, state records show.
Now she faces a felony battery charge.
Released from jail Monday, she did not respond to a request for an interview.
In her booking photo, she looked at ease as she faced the camera.
And showed her teeth as she smiled.
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Drug bust goes bad at a Florida McDonald's because of a forgotten milkshake-CLICK HERE
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Man steals drill from Home Depot, then threatens
customers in store before taking his act next door to a gas station.
With totally useless, out of focus picture of something-CLICK HERE
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Look, in these hard times you may be forced to steal beer, but have some self respect-CLICK HERE
Of course, Orlando didn't makethe list but at least SAN JUAN, PUERTO RICO DID!
Nothing says America like Puerto Rico!
At least there is one in Jacksonville...I smell another American Idol video coming on!!!
San Francisco, CA Thursday, July 17
Louisville, KY Monday, July 21
Phoenix, AZ Friday, July 25
Salt Lake City, UT Tuesday, July 29
San Juan, Puerto Rico Saturday, Aug. 2
Kansas City, MO Friday, Aug. 8
Jacksonville, FL Wednesday, Aug. 13
East Rutherford, NJ Tuesday, Aug. 19
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Kiss & Tell With A 64 year Old???
He's
a screen legend – heck, he's even been knighted! But Sir Ben Kingsley
isn't above a little kiss-and-tell when it comes to his on-screen
smooch with 22-year-old Mary-Kate Olsen in The Wackness.
"She was completely in charge," the actor, 64, tells PEOPLE of their enthusiastic make-out scene in a telephone booth.
"I love watching the movie,"
his wife, Daniela, said of the coming-of-age stoner film. As for her
real-life leading man, she added, "I love him. He's amazing."
Writer/director
Jonathan Levine said that although he was never a drug dealer, the film
is loosely based on his own experiences growing up in New York. And
even with this all-star cast, Levine still passed along a few valuable
lessons.
Most notably? "I did have to teach Sir Ben how to take a bong hit."
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Madonna and Guy Ritchie ARE getting a divorce!
The pair have been dogged by heightened speculation of a split for months, and now…. The Times of London, a very reputable newspaper - not a tabloid, is confirming
that Madonna has indeed hired Paul McCartney's lawyer, Fiona
Shackleton, to represent her in the divorce.
And, they also say that Guy has lawyered up too - a lesser-known Mayfair law firm, Forsters.
Yesterday Madonna’s spokesman refused to comment on the claims. But, one lawyer told The Times that the word in legal circles was that Madonna had gone to Ms. Shackleton after making an approach to another firm.
Madge and Guy have been living separate lives lately. The two
have rarely been photographed together and, in fact, he's in London now
while she's in NYC.
The pair are said to have NO prenup, so this divorce could get quite ugly!
PARENTS PLEASE READ-How To Survive A Flight With A Small Child
#1.) SCHEDULE YOUR FLIGHT AROUND THEIR "NAP TIMES". Some kids sleep on planes . . . and others CRY the entire time. Try to schedule your flight around the time your kid usually takes naps, so there's a better chance that they'll sleep.
#2.) PACK A LOT OF TOYS. You have to keep your kid occupied on the plane ride . . . or else they'll get bored. And what happens when they get bored? They become OBNOXIOUS. So pack a lot of toys to keep them busy.
#3.) BOARD EARLY. This is especially true if it's only YOU and your kid. Take the time to get your kid comfortable on the plane, and set up all the supplies you'll need to keep them entertained.
#4.) GET YOUR KID A SEPARATE SEAT. Don't make your kid sit on your lap the entire time . . . they'll get really fussy. Shell out the extra cash to get them their own seat. Just don't let them kick the seat of the person in front of them. --------------------
The out-of-nowhere Ice-T /
Soulja Boy video-blog beef continued yesterday, when Ice volleyed an
awkward YouTube response to Soulja's recent video jab…
Basically,
Ice spends 30 seconds apologizing for the personal attacks he made on
Soulja Boy, and four more minutes trying to put Soulja in his place by
telling him that his music still sucks.
Ice says, "Truthfully, you know, a brother of my caliber shouldn't be talking down on a youngster your age."
He adds, "But as far as your music goes... it's garbage.And I'm saying that for all of hip-hop, homey.There's kids that go in the studio and really try to rap, that really sit down with a pen and write stuff.
"I'm
talking about your garbage… we got to get rid of that. Hip-hop has to
last forever... and it ain't going to last with you doing that Superman
bullsh**.That sh** is wack."
"Soulja boy is fresh ass hell and is actually the true meaning of
what hip hop is sposed to be. He came from the hood, made his own
beats, made up a new saying, new sound and a new dance with one song.
He had all of America rapping this summer. If that ain't Hip Hop then
what is? A bunch of wannabe keep it real rappers that ain't even
relevant, recycling samples trying to act like it's 96 again and all
they do is hate on new s**t? Ni**as always talk about the golden age
but for a 13 year old kid, this is the golden age!!! That song was so
dope cause everything he said had a hidden meaning… that's Nas level
s**t… he just put it over some steel drums which is also some Nas s**t
if you had the 2nd album cassette with the bonus track "Silent Murder"
on it. In closing… new ni**as get ya money$$$$$$$$$$ Keep this sh**
fresh and original…. ain't no fu**in' rules to this s**t and that's
what real hip hop is to me."
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Shaq vs. Kobe!?
Just when you thought the war
of words between Shaquille O'Neal and Kobe Bryant had finally been laid
to rest, the battle now appears to be back on. Shaq disses Kobe Video:
You've heard about Shaq's freestyle rap ripping Kobe. Now you can watch
it right here! This time, it's taking on a lyrical tone.
In
a video released on TMZ.com, O'Neal is shown doing a freestyle rap in a
New York City nightclub in which he takes several shots at his former
Lakers teammate.
"Kobe (expletive), tell me how my a**
tastes," went the chorus, which O'Neal repeatedly encouraged the crowd
to sing along with him.
O'Neal also referenced Bryant's inability to lead the Lakers
past the Celtics in the 2008 NBA Finals: "Last week Kobe couldn't do
without me."
We’ve all rolled our eyes when certain songs come up on bar jukeboxes…
A website called HolyTaco.com has put together a list of the Top 14 Songs You Should Never Play in a Bay:
#14.)"All I Wanna Do",SHERYL CROW
#13.)"Mr. Brightside",THE KILLERS
#12.)"It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)",R.E.M.
#11.) "Dancing Queen",ABBA
#10.)"Sweet HomeAlabama",LYNYRD SKYNYRD
#9.)"Don't Stop Believing",JOURNEY
#8.)"Smooth",CARLOS SANTANA and ROB THOMAS
#7.)"Hotel California",THE EAGLES
#6.)"I Will Survive",GLORIA GAYNOR
#5.)"Paradise by the Dashboard Light",MEATLOAF
#4.)"Bawidaba",KID ROCK
#3.)ANYTHING BY THE BEATLES
#2.)"Piano Man",BILLY JOEL
#1.)"American Pie",DON MCLEAN
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FLOR IDIOTS
*Stories that make you shake your head and can only happen in Florida
Memo to all you punk teenagers with your jeans sagging low: pull them up or this guy will shoot you::CLICK HERE::
Friendly reminder: if you are drunk and have marital problems, do not use a sword, a Rambo knife, brass knuckles and a bat to try and solve them. ::CLICK HERE::
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10 Dating Signs Your Being Too Needy ::CLICK HERE::
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PREGNANT TEEN SPEAKS
Maybe you heard about the teens in H.S. who made a pact to all get pregnant before graduation....
One of the teenagers from that "prestigious" high school in Gloucester, Massachusetts, appeared on Good Morning America today and…
She denied that that there was any sort of pregnancy pact!
The pregnancy rate at Gloucester High exploded by fourfold this year over last.
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