About Me:Ask and I shall tell. Ask too much, and I shall taser. No, not really. But I can't believe I'm starting ANOTHER potentially addictive webpage... When i'm not "social networking" I'm selling running my own business selling Tasers through taser Parties and direct sales. Looking for fun, friends, business contacts, possibly more... also find info at www.Myspace.com/thetaserlady
Music:Anything. Depends on the mood of the day...
Movies:PS I Love You...anything that makes me laugh...When Harry Met Sally cause I believe there's a Harry out there for me somewhere!
TV:Reality Junkie....It's brainless TV...
Books:Suspense & Chick Lit...or magazines cause i have a short attention span...
Likes:Honesty, tall men, people who want to buy Tasers, the beach, water, dancing
Dislikes:short men. Not really guys who are short, just guys who act short. I know, it's Bitchy. So Tase Me.
A series of nearly-unfortunate events led to me starting my own business in order to support myself and my kids. I vowed to give back, though. My profession, after all, has always been social services. So what's the logical direction for The Taser Lady??? Violence Awareness, especially against women.
Rocky contacted me a few weeks ago with this harebrained idea of a raffle....I was confused, but thought, this lady could be on to something...Since I've met her I've gotten the bug, too. And now, we are ROLLING ALONG...
We are in the planning stages of a GOOD TIME event to raise awareness of violence against women as well as money to provide Tasers to individuals and/or advocacy centers. We have the support of some local law enforcement, as well as aome local business and media folk. We are still aiming high!!
If you are interested in joining in on the planning, providing items to raffle, promo items (tshirts, koosies, whatever) or cash sponsorships, or if you know anyone who may be in this position, please drop me a line.
I PROMISE you I ONLY go all out...this will happen BIG and hopefully, will be a "First" of many events!!
You've all heard the UF Student lament "Don't taser Me Bro"....well I say "DON'T MAKE ME TASER YOU!!"
Hello, all Wired friends and friends to be (hint hint, add me!!)....
PLEASE keep our friend Rocky the Wrecker in your thoughts. She has AGAIN been viciously attacked by the sleazebags who live across the street from her. She spent Tuesday night in the hospital, but is now home and recovering nicely. I saw her last night....She's pretty tore up but all that did was FUEL HER FIRE!!!!!
On top of doing bodily injury, those ****s destroyed all the computer equipment (from surveillance to the PC) on her property. She is unable to log on but asked me to please share the story. She sends her love to all and believe me, is PISSED and making tracks to tell the world!!
Keep your eyes out for a party like only Rocky can plan. She and I are working together for women's rights and have some "STUNNING" events in the work; many heavy hitting local AND national folks involved. If you want to get involved in the Raffle, have prizes to donate, etc, please drop me a message. If you want to get to Rocky, let me know and I'll share a message line with you. She's checking it daily until everything else is up and going.
In the meantime, please be safe!!!! Take care of yourselves and your loved ones! And pray that this crap comes to an end soon!!!
Okay, so I WAS promoting Tasers for TaTas saturday night with ROCK PINK....until I passed out COLD...well, hot, actually. Every test known to man proved what I said all along, I was just overheated. BUT the good news is, I got to see the JAmes Boyd Band perform.
Jayde has played JAmes Boys on the radio, so I'm hoping some have heard him. I persoanlly thought they were excellent....apparently the votes went to another band, who I missed due to the unfortunate timing.
My point here, visit my myspace myspace.com/thetaserlady and check out James Boyd Band, I want to give them my support regardless...OH, and if you get dizzy, SIT down before you fall down. I'm stil rocking a giant knot and a hell of a headache!!
I am THRILLED to announce an official partnership with ROCK PINK, a cutting-edge organization that celebrates life and raises money for Breast Cancer Research.
Proceeds form the sales of ALL PINK TASERS and holsters will be donated to ROCK PINK and Susan G Komen. I'm also offering PINK RIBBON HOLSTERS.
Check us out July 26 at the Rock Pink Battle of the bands at BackBooth in Orlando, or give me a shout for details!!
Hope everyone had a STUNNING 4th of July! I had to miss out on the Red Hot and Boom party since no one was around to wheel my ass through the crowds Crane's Roost. Ankle's out again (AAAAUUUUGGGG). Maybe next year!
Remember....ALL Tasers sold in July get a FREE HOLSTER and 10% of proceeds go to Susan G Komen Breast Cancer Foundation. (can't get a blog without a plug) It pays the bills!! :)
Alright, wired friends....this chick needs help!!! Certainly there are folks out there who know people, who are poeple, who can advise or assist. I really don't want to read her obit!!
I'm ready to offer what I can.....I'm making her my "wired referral".....if any Wired members buy Tasers, proceeds will go toward getting her one of her own AND extra cartriges free. I'll keep you posted...need 6 purchased Tasers to get hers free..... I'd give one outright if I could afford it....not sure she can wait that long!!!
Hey, All....It's been a BUSY week in the life of the Taser Lady....been gone for a while and I can't believe the crap that's going on with some of my Wired friends! Rocky....CALL ME!!!!
A quick sidenote.....there's a newbie calling me out...I've contacted our distributor, and I am correct in my information. He's just trying to drum up his own business. Call me if you have any further questions!
That said, it's Tasers for Charity time!!! First, ALL Taser purchases through July get a free holster and $25 off the ourchase price!!! Second, 10% of my proceeds from PINk Tasers go to Susan G Komen Foundation for Breast Cancer Resarch ALWAYS.... Other taser proceeds go to local domestic violence programs....
Finally....want to be a Taser Representative? New Stunning Defense Solutions Reps....get $75 off your kit now through July! Call me 407-462-1907 or check out my webpage www.stunning-defense.com or www.myspace.com/thetaserlady
790.001 Electric weapon or device = through use of electrical current; intended for offensive or defensive purposes, destruction of life, or infliction of injury Remote stun gun = nonlethal device with tethered range less than 16 feet
•Cannot carry electric weapon or device in concealed manner but can carry for self-defense purposes a nonlethal remote stun gun (790.01)
•Must be authorized to have on school ground or at school functions (790.115)
•Use by under 16 only with adult supervision; adult subject to penalty (790.22)
For anyone who wondered about the laws of carrying the C2 in Florida, the information above is the Florida LEGAL statutes regarding Tasers. The Taser C2 is considered a Remote Stun Gun as its tethered range is only 15 feet. (see bold section.) While other Tasers that shoot further cannot be carried concealed, the non-lthal remote stun gun can be.
For clarification, I verified this information through my distributor, one of the largest in the nation. It's a shame there are poeple out there doing nasty business.
So I want to send an ELECTRIFYING (lol) thanks to David and the crew at the Pre-Drinking Saturday Night....I was in studio and REALLY had a good time! had it not been for previous plans they might have had to kick me out!!! Another Thanks to Johnny & Jayde and friends for putting me on air Monday morning when discussing handguns. You guys always rock!
So did ya hear me???? Huh huh? There's an offer I extend to my Taser Party hostesses that I extended to david for having me in studio.... if 6 people buy tasers and say they heard me on Pre-Drinking Sat Night, David gets a FREE Taser for his GF (or him, if he wants.)
Okay, so if the recent HORRIBLE death of the young woman in Orlando doesn't open your eyes....what will?? We need to PROTECT ourselves! There are opportunistic psychos EVERYWHERE who are out to demonstrate their power over anything smaller than they are. Ladies, this is NOT a time to get on your Rosie the Riveter high horse...I am ALL ABOUT womens' independence but I fully understand the need to incapacitate an attacker at a moments notice.
Hence....THE TASER...Taser C2 is LEGAL to carry in FL by anyone over 16. You do NOT need a weapons permit to carry it. It has a greater effectiveness range than mace, stun guns and even handguns. It is effective up to 15 feet away...so you can prevent an attacker from even getting his grimy paws on you. AND, if you use your Taser to defend yourself, Taser International will replace the ENTIRE unit, FREE.... Better yet, they are small enough to carry in a small purse & come in 9 colors and patterns.
I provide Taser Parties...I come to you to teach, demonstrate, and allow you to gain confidence in a product that has been called the safest use-of-force device available. Free products, discounts, even FREE TASERs are avaialble to hostesses, AND for multiple referals (with or without party.)
Thank you for your recent comment on the blog, sorry that you missed the red hot boom, me too, was babysitting nijas. By the way my good friend, since I'm use to feeling pain, and David likes to chicken out on being tasered, you can make me your official product tester!!! LMAO
After fighting the ninjas, I have surpassed all pain thresholds! LMAO
Hope your ankle is better soon! Stay away from ninjas!
oh man SO SO BUSY!!!! I haven't had a minute to breathe since Wed....so I am dying....from lack of air. If I make it to Friday, which is also payday:)I will cry of happiness. How are the parties and sales? Any more harassing?
Thanks for the comment, sure will try to stay safe. You sound about as cool as I am and know what is happening. There needs to be more tough ladies like us. Still fighting for women. You can taser me anytime! It has to be less painful than the fight I'm fighting now. LOL
When I saw it in the studio I knew you had something to do with that little present. And yes, the barbs look sick! Shawn even mentioned that he can see why some dudes go nuts and try to rip them out. OUCH! No Thank U.
That's great!!! You should use this to promote the biz. Just keep requesting friends and making those blogs. There are plenty of women on here that I am sure would love to have that extra self-defense...and men! Haha did you use it as a demonstration, or because someone deserved it? And forget tazing ... give me a gun. Someone would need to die if that happened to my sister ... and she is almost 18. I was furious when you told me. If I can't answer the phone, it will be my sweet, innocent, clean mouth intern from now on. You are more than welcome to come up and taze the culprit one sat night if you would like ... and I'll bring a bar of soap. Could actually turn into funny radio:)...let me know. Thanks for listening, and the compliment:)
How's Rocky?
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